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    3 years ago

    Season 3, Episode 12: The Empath - Kirk is tortured during some freaky experiment involving big headed aliens and an Empath. Look at them sexy arm pits!

    Season 3, Episode 12: The Empath - Kirk is tortured during some freaky experiment involving big headed aliens and an Empath. Look at them sexy arm pits!

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    3 years ago

    Season 3, Episode 3: The Paradise Syndrome - Kirk goes chest commando when he catches a case of amnesia and chases his new alien native american wife through the forest. 

    Season 3, Episode 3: The Paradise Syndrome - Kirk goes chest commando when he catches a case of amnesia and chases his new alien native american wife through the forest. 

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    3 years ago

    Season 3, Episode 2: The Enterprise Incident - I think this one is worth the lack of naked chest. SO MADE OF WIN.

    Season 3, Episode 2: The Enterprise Incident - I think this one is worth the lack of naked chest. SO MADE OF WIN.

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    3 years ago

    Season 2, Episode 21: Patterns of Force - Kirk is obviously wondering why Spock gets to be shirtless too when they are captured by Nazis. Yes, Nazis.

    Season 2, Episode 21: Patterns of Force - Kirk is obviously wondering why Spock gets to be shirtless too when they are captured by Nazis. Yes, Nazis.

  5. 3 years ago

    Season 2, Episode 16: The Gamesters of Triskelion - “Heeeey…come on guys! Give me back my shirt!” Kirk is hand picked to be a slave by gambling aliens and naturally is the only one required to remove his top.

    Season 2, Episode 16: The Gamesters of Triskelion - “Heeeey…come on guys! Give me back my shirt!” Kirk is hand picked to be a slave by gambling aliens and naturally is the only one required to remove his top.

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    3 years ago

    Season 2, Episode 12: The Deadly Years - Kirk is gaining age very quickly, starts losing his mental and physical faculties, is struck with arthritis, loses his thick stunning hairline, and forgets to put on his shirt…misplaces his shirt…what is a shirt? Hey! How did we get in space?! Eh? No, no, I’m looking for the Country Buffet. Damn kids.

    Season 2, Episode 12: The Deadly Years - Kirk is gaining age very quickly, starts losing his mental and physical faculties, is struck with arthritis, loses his thick stunning hairline, and forgets to put on his shirt…misplaces his shirt…what is a shirt? Hey! How did we get in space?! Eh? No, no, I’m looking for the Country Buffet. Damn kids.

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    3 years ago

    Season 2, Episode 10: Journey to Babel - Your guess is as good as mine as to what Kirk was doing before receiving news of assassination! 

    Season 2, Episode 10: Journey to Babel - Your guess is as good as mine as to what Kirk was doing before receiving news of assassination! 

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    3 years ago

    Season 2, Episode 1: Amok Time - Spock needs to get his hands on some poontang or he’ll die! What’s this? His poontang rejects him, so he has to fight for her! Who does he have to fight? Well, I should think that was obvious. Kirk gets his shirt split open because Spock is very adept with his staff. Giggity.

    Season 2, Episode 1: Amok Time - Spock needs to get his hands on some poontang or he’ll die! What’s this? His poontang rejects him, so he has to fight for her! Who does he have to fight? Well, I should think that was obvious. Kirk gets his shirt split open because Spock is very adept with his staff. Giggity.

  9. 3 years ago

    Season 1, Episode 26: Errand of Mercy - There was no naked chest on the most recent set of episodes I watched (so very sad) but I’m having fun anyway. This episode marks the first appearance of the Klingons, and their shoe polish make-up job. Worf later humorously comments on the difference between commonly known Klingons vs. TOS Klingons during an episode of Deep Space Nine. 

    Season 1, Episode 26: Errand of Mercy - There was no naked chest on the most recent set of episodes I watched (so very sad) but I’m having fun anyway. This episode marks the first appearance of the Klingons, and their shoe polish make-up job. Worf later humorously comments on the difference between commonly known Klingons vs. TOS Klingons during an episode of Deep Space Nine. 

  10. 3 years ago

    Season 1, Episode 22: Space Seed - KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

    Season 1, Episode 22: Space Seed - KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

  11. 3 years ago

    Season 1, Episode 20: Court Martial - Kirk is accused of killing a crew member out of spite during an ion storm, ends up being put to trial for the crime with an ex-lover as the prosecution and later loses his shirt trying to save the ship from losing its orbit. Busy day!

    Season 1, Episode 20: Court Martial - Kirk is accused of killing a crew member out of spite during an ion storm, ends up being put to trial for the crime with an ex-lover as the prosecution and later loses his shirt trying to save the ship from losing its orbit. Busy day!

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    3 years ago

    The Mythbusters recreate the famous scene from Season 1, Episode 18: Arena, in a teaser to their test of Kirk’s “Gorn Canon”. 

  13. 3 years ago

    Season 1, Episode 18: Arena - Surprisingly, Kirk does not lose his shirt in this battle with the Gorn captain, but I had to reference it as it is one of the most famous - if not THE most famous - episode of original Star Trek. This particular scene has been reproduced by many, and an episode of Mythbusters was dedicated to the canon that Kirk builds in order to win the conflict. 

    Season 1, Episode 18: Arena - Surprisingly, Kirk does not lose his shirt in this battle with the Gorn captain, but I had to reference it as it is one of the most famous - if not THE most famous - episode of original Star Trek. This particular scene has been reproduced by many, and an episode of Mythbusters was dedicated to the canon that Kirk builds in order to win the conflict. 

  14. 3 years ago

  15. 3 years ago

    Season 1, Episode 15: Shore Leave - Curiously, his nipple is censored as he and Spock reunite with the rest of the landing party.

    Season 1, Episode 15: Shore Leave - Curiously, his nipple is censored as he and Spock reunite with the rest of the landing party.